So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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