She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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