what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
