I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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