He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
