Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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