So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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