Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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