Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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