it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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