Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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