Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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