Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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