I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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