Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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