I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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