i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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