return my video game
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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