I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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