My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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