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Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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