I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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