He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
two words: eviction party
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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