Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
