you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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