So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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