Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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