Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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