Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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