Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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