Dual....:-)
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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