Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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