there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I will be naked everywhere
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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