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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He shit in the fireplace
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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