This girl is more easily done than said...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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