I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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