You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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