On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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