Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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