I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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