cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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