i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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