seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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