yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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