okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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