I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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