During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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