u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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