Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
