i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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