then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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