i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
God, I missed his penis.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
