similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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