How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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