i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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